Don't forget to vote today

To all US citizens - don't forget to vote - it is more important than almost anything else you may have to do today. We would even offer you a free license for any of our products if you voted today but that would violate federal and state laws - we learned that from the Starbucks example (Starbucks was advertising a free tall coffee for anyone who had the "I voted sticker" but they are now giving free tall coffee to anyone who asks for it otherwise they would be in violation of the law).

And remember your mail-in ballot must be received by the county election officials before the polls close otherwise your vote won't count. So, don't drop the ballot at the post office today - you are too late - instead, hand-deliver it to any precinct in your county (the one where you are registered to vote).